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~BongoBill:iconBongoBill:

Mark  

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  • Deviant since Sep 18, 2004, 8:03 PM
  • 33 Deviations
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I Loathe the Undead

I loathe the undead.   
They’re always whining about “brains” and “guarrrgh” all the time and they’re clawing at you with their nasty clammy maggoty-infested hands and biting your wife with their rotten yellow teeth and trudging along in a big stupid horde, losing their limbs all over the place and blocking traffic like they owned the world. Would you believe there was a zombie stampede on the I-41 this morning? Yeah, they held up traffic for like an hour. It was a huge stampede. They made me late to work and I think they almost cost me my job. Never mind that the boss has been later for less important reasons than a zombie stampede

Recent Deviations

poem about a bus stopSheltered somewhat from the city's mumbling and the hot, stagnant, diesel-perfumed air  Under pink-painted steel slits, which from the right angle cast shadows like a knife  Had cut open sunbeams and laid them out like deli meat, I give a dollar twenty-five  To a man who smells like an ashtray and grins with half a mouth and asks me for fare,  Not caring whether he boards or buys whiskey with it. I only have attention to spare  For the slanted jazz rhythms singing on shuffle next to my ears, and knowing I'll drive  Away later rather than sooner in a purple, green, and white toaster on wheels, and arrive  At poem about a bus stop
in Sonnet on 5/4/06
Violence is funny, right?
in Drawings on 8/17/05
SonoranThe clever and the swift can hear the warning whispered by the ashes in the bottom of his cook-fire:  Waste not.  The desert covers his face  And speaks little, but tends to the flame. Sonoran
in Open on 8/8/05
A Young Boy in His Back Yard
in People on 5/13/05
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New Alliance of Free Stars
by ~spacecoyote
John Calvin and Thomas Hobbes
by ~spacecoyote
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Journal Entry: Thu May 4, 2006, 6:00 PM
I am pretty much done with this place by now. Might upload stuff I do later, might not. Now residing at Frontal Lobe, which is my awesome website.

See ya.
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Devious Information

  • Current Age: 19
  • Current Residence: Phoenix
  • Interests: Yes
  • Favourite movie: The original Star Wars Trilogy
  • Favourite band or musician: Dave Brubeck
  • Favourite genre of music: Jazz, baby
  • Favourite artist: Beats me.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Neil Gaiman
  • Favourite style or digital art: Writing and/or music.
  • Operating System: Windows XP Professional SP2
  • MP3 player of choice: Foobar2000
  • Shell of choice: Nautilus
  • Wallpaper of choice: Whatever's handy.
  • Skin of choice: My own skin, thank you very much. I'm no body-snatcher.
  • Favourite game: Star Control 2 - http://sc2.sourceforge.net
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Either Hobbes or Spider Jerusalem. A choice no man should have to make.
  • Personal Quote: "Word." - Aristotle
  • Tools of the Trade: My incredible brain and equally incredible ego. Also a word processor

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~BongoBill:iconBongoBill: Dec 6, 2007, 2:26:28 AM
I know you are but what am I

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...but is it art?
*IMustBeDead:iconIMustBeDead: May 10, 2007, 4:35:24 AM
Hey I'm from Phoenix. I think your in the same area.

Just stopping to say Hello!

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I can change your view on shit, just click me.
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~ElectronicSamurai:iconElectronicSamurai: Jan 6, 2006, 5:39:22 PM
Awesome stuff, man. I've finally got my DA account up - hop over and check it out.

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Moderation in all things,
including moderation.
~BongoBill:iconBongoBill: Dec 9, 2005, 4:44:12 PM
What I referred to growing out of was the tendency to fall into petty thoughts, and to be alternately overconfident and underconfident without finding the happy medium of knowing oneself. Not engaging in these behaviors is no impediment to understanding them and empathizing with those who still do.

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...but is it art?
~stinkbrown:iconstinkbrown: Dec 6, 2005, 4:41:29 PM
My advise, don't grow out of it. I am 23 and I haven't yet, hope I won't ever. I thought my immaturity would hold me back, but it helps me connect with the kids in my class. See things their way sometimes...at least being a lowly teenager you don't care if you are the bottom, I know I didn't/don't...

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"I went through something like what you're talkin' 'bout, 'couple years ago, this chick named Amy."
Silent Bob
~BongoBill:iconBongoBill: Dec 6, 2005, 2:39:37 AM
Oh, I will. Just not at the frantic pace of, say, fourteen months ago.

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...but is it art?
~BongoBill:iconBongoBill: Dec 6, 2005, 2:39:18 AM
Thank you. And yes, I am a lowly teenager, the scum of the earth, the lowliest of the low, that even the vargants scraped from the bottom of society's barrel look down upon.

Imagine how good I'll be once I grow out of this rebellion phase and learn to appreciate the proper scope of things, hm?

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...but is it art?
~BongoBill:iconBongoBill: Dec 6, 2005, 2:37:38 AM
I keep myself busy. Rarely with the curriculum, true, but I keep myself busy.

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...but is it art?
~Vueiy-Visarelli:iconVueiy-Visarelli: Dec 4, 2005, 11:12:38 PM
Not surprised you're 16; been writing since I was 12 myself. I like your style; keep it up.

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Ignorance is death. I prefer to live.
~stinkbrown:iconstinkbrown: Dec 4, 2005, 8:13:44 PM
Are you seriously only a teenager. i s'pose I shouldn't say 'only', oh well too late to edit now, or is it...?...anyhoo, you seem to have a very overactive imagination in you, coupled with an overpowered ego! You just might be the most dangerous individual on the face of the Earth. I like your style, even your art is low grade but it's always the ethusiasm behind it that gets me. Keep it up mate, I will keep tabs on you for sure!

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"I went through something like what you're talkin' 'bout, 'couple years ago, this chick named Amy."
Silent Bob
~graft:icongraft: Dec 3, 2005, 11:29:32 PM
Dude, you must get incredibly bored at school. If only all people could be as smart as you, at any age. Damn autodidacts.
~trinity-lea:icontrinity-lea: Mar 10, 2005, 7:55:38 AM
Star Wars!!!! i watched those so many times when i was younger i think i wore out the tapes!!!

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...Everyone Please Pray for my Family, my Dad has Gone to Heaven...RIP Feb 01, 2008

Have you Visited your Artisan Crafts lately?

Are you a Comment 'Giver' or a comment 'Taker'?
~BongoBill:iconBongoBill: Jan 31, 2005, 8:22:50 PM
'Twas my pleasure. Stick around, why don't you?

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...but is it art?
~aceinit:iconaceinit: Jan 31, 2005, 8:05:26 PM
Thanks so much for the watch! Glad you enjoyed the story, and thank you for the critique

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I reject your reality and substitute my own
==Mythbusters.
~amittlmr:iconamittlmr: Jan 30, 2005, 9:47:41 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Bingo!

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A good friend is one that would come and bail you out of jail at 4:30 in the morning. A true friend is one that would be sitting right beside you saying, 'Damn! That was fun!'
~BongoBill:iconBongoBill: Jan 30, 2005, 9:21:08 PM
Well, provoking thought is kind of a hobby of mine. There's not enough thought going on in the world, not by half.

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...but is it art?
~amittlmr:iconamittlmr: Jan 30, 2005, 9:02:28 PM
Hey bud, thanks for the excellent critique. It's nice when someone offers more thought-provoking input.

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A good friend is one that would come and bail you out of jail at 4:30 in the morning. A true friend is one that would be sitting right beside you saying, 'Damn! That was fun!'
~BongoBill:iconBongoBill: Jan 24, 2005, 7:49:31 PM
Thank you. I'm glad to see I've made a fan.

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...but is it art?
~LightOfTears:iconLightOfTears: Jan 24, 2005, 7:32:18 PM
Hello!
What a wonderful gallery you have. I especially like your poems. Presentiment is incredibly good, by the way.
you are quite talented :)

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It's all a matter of life and love, and the passion that keeps you going. :heart:
~BongoBill:iconBongoBill: Jan 23, 2005, 4:22:04 PM
Someday "I, Mario" will be famous. In an Internet-subculture sort of way. We just have to finish it.

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...but is it art?
~Maji-OMNI:iconMaji-OMNI: Jan 23, 2005, 4:12:33 PM
Hey, thanks for the watch. I came across your account while going through the "I, Mario" topic at OCRemix, heh.
~Squintz:iconSquintz: Jan 23, 2005, 2:39:18 AM
I am a fan or your writings, and it is truly refreshing to find someone who thinks enough about art to leave more insightful comments than the typical (and useless), 'neat' or 'cool'. I will return your watch with a watch.

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Knowledge Is Power And We Are All So Weak
~BongoBill:iconBongoBill: Jan 20, 2005, 11:16:23 PM
You're quite welcome. I don't much care for photography, though, or I would have stayed longer.

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...but is it art?
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